I’m your favorite website!Feed me! Feeeed meeee!!Email Pnårp!Tweet! Tweet! Twat!Livin’ it up… on a living journal!Corrosion!? But websites don’t corrode!Dig a hole, climb in, and go pwee, pwee, pwee!!My space! All mine! Muahahah!!A whole book full of my face!Oogle boogle google!Where gravity itself gets its blog avatar!Linked in… to what? A pair of moose antlers?Red dits? Red edits? Read its…!?Living windows…?Yahoobles!
You’re my favorite visitor!

Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

chickens

Feathery little things that cluck, cluck, cluck. Buk, buk, buk… bukwaaukk!

Entries mentioning chickens

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

Thoughts converging toward reality

Diverging from January 22, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

A cock-up, to be sure

Erected on June 4, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005