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Entries mentioning football

A Sefernday to surely forget

Sefernalized on November 19, 2023

Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!

Cursed on May 28, 2023

Being six feet tall

Fathomed on April 9, 2023

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

A squiddy meal, a goosey girl, and moles of gnomes

Wriggled on June 5, 2022

Flogging the dinosaur

Flailed around on May 1, 2022

Wearing orange after Labor Day

Fluoresced on September 5, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008