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Entries mentioning donuts

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

The green apple bee-bop

Hydrated on May 20, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

Squee! Squee! Squee!

Snoozed on October 9, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

The end of doodlewhacker pie

Bloomed on June 26, 2011

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Fluffernutter… or treacle?

Stickied on January 2, 2011

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999