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Entries mentioning whirring

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys

Thanks given on November 27, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

Three-eyed gnomes, a lighthouse, and a pair of feet

Erred on February 13, 2022

Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen?

Hammered on February 6, 2022

The door slammed in my face

Slammed on January 30, 2022

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A discourse on shrieking

Babbled about on May 29, 2011

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Free at last

Self-addressed and stamped on December 2, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

As kudzu crept up her ankles

Encircled on August 13, 2006

I thought this was better!?

Harvested before May 28, 2006

Oatmeal cookies and their spies

Weeded on May 21, 2006

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005