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Entries mentioning screaming stars

Too many answers

Declared on July 14, 2024

Pigs fly just fine

Porked on February 18, 2024

Shaken and stir crazy

Swept on January 21, 2024

The splaying of resplendent splendiferousness

Cobbled together on December 31, 2023

Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield

Dismantled on March 26, 2023

The day ended before it began

Endorsed on March 19, 2023

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

The stars screamed at me, but why?

Shredded on March 6, 2022

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Too many Sundays

Quintupled on May 30, 2021

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

Requiem for a triangular briefcase

Immured on January 30, 2011

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Why do the stars scream?

Screamed about on September 16, 2007

Eight years

Anniversed four days before March 11, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled on August 21, 2005

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005

Umph… plurgh… splat!

Beautified on July 17, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Popularized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated on August 15, 1999

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999