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Entries mentioning keyboards

Purple prose asphyxia

Blockaded on May 26, 2024

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

Wernicke, Broca, and a two-week, drug-fueled bender

Refueled on June 19, 2022

An exaggeratedly long week

Galloped about on April 17, 2022

The twentieth best day of my life

Easily understood on March 20, 2022

Shouting at every houseplant

Shouted at before December 5, 2021

Not a typewriter

Tabulated on July 25, 2021

Toiling away smoilishly

Toiled away on March 14, 2021

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Reign across America

Wrought before April 6, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Plårp goes home

Sent home on August 5, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

The missing fourteenth key

Lost before July 1, 2007

Press any key

Pressed on June 24, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down again

Wined & dined on August 6, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Popularized for April 10, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999