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Entries mentioning lightbulbs

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

My competitive worm charming days

Vermiculated on August 26, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

Upon the Fimbriated Planet

Flabbled about on August 5, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!

Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012

My skin was thinking

Considered for June 3, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Impossibly shaped bowls

Whiled away before July 10, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999