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Entries mentioning bumbling

A quacking bush

Bushwhacked on November 12, 2023

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

Two halves of a bagel

Misaligned on July 31, 2022

Hard avocados and soft stones

Ripened on January 23, 2022

Plantago delenda est

Planted on October 17, 2021

A lesson in poor metrication

Found wanting on October 10, 2021

Losing weight at the lost-and-found

Bonked on September 19, 2021

To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel

Squeeorled on August 15, 2021

A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics

Ired on May 16, 2021

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

Loquisha, you hornswoggler!

Added to taste on October 29, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006