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Entries mentioning Apple Computer

The case of the windy toilet

Manicured on March 10, 2024

Cwæþ the Pnårp

Jactitated on August 27, 2023

Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!

Sworn on May 21, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Change you can be leaf in

Bogged down on November 13, 2022

History looked at me this week

Transported on September 4, 2022

Pinguid penguins, disparate parrots, and a Studebaker

Basted on August 28, 2022

Catastrophes—but no anastrophe

Mishappened on August 14, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe

Frowned at on October 3, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Plårp and I did our best

Potted on April 10, 2011

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006