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Entries mentioning Christ-O-Mart

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

In feckless search of a new body

Transplanted before January 23, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010