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President Piggy-Man

President of the United Spates for as long as I can remember.

Entries mentioning President Piggy-Man

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

For want of a letterbox

Shackled on October 1, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

“If” is the middle word in “life”

Horrified on September 11, 2022

On any given day

Plotted and schemed on August 21, 2022

A curious nine-day week

Dialed on April 3, 2022

Seven point two hundred

Committed on March 27, 2022

Interwoven threads of witless boobery

Spiked on February 20, 2022

An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism

Dumped and stirred on November 28, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

To narfle the gömböc

Balanced on June 27, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A jaunt to Washington, D.C.

Filibustered on December 4, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

A dark and stormy night

Stormdrained on February 6, 2011

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005