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Entries mentioning incontinence

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The day ended

Gibbered about on August 7, 2011

Just shaving the dog

Preened on July 31, 2011

Rotating in place

Caligulated on March 20, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Plårp, Plårp, Plårp!

Lopped off on July 29, 2007

131,072 Schmongeloid conscripts

Decimated on March 4, 2007

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005