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Entries mentioning forks

200,000 flip-flop–related injuries

Discalceated on May 9, 2021

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Pnårp.com!

Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Under Pam & Meg’s

Delved under on September 9, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Attacked by tadpoles!

Stabbed with a fork on September 3, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006