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Entries mentioning sausages

Planet of the geese

Honked at on July 15, 2012

A hortensical Sefernday

Hortensed on July 1, 2012

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

Gnomes? In my photocopier?

Litigated before September 18, 2011

Just so he could moo at someone

Percolated on July 3, 2011

Moobly Sefernday!

Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005