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Entries mentioning hats

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

Ziti—with lines, please

Lollygagged on October 28, 2012

In my own back yard

Extirpated on September 30, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

Fungous hitchhikers from outer space

Rocketed on June 24, 2012

My neighbor—he’s on fire

Detonated on May 27, 2012

Hoarsely the Pnårp sang

Horsed around on May 13, 2012

Vox clamantis in deserto

Cheddared on May 6, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Goatburping and speechifying

Blustered about before November 20, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A snootful of donuts

Imbibed before October 2, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

What the heck… is bothering me?

Chanted on June 12, 2011

Today being Mamårp’s day

Smothered on May 8, 2011

A dark and smarmy night

Self-satisfied on February 13, 2011

The Christ-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

Transubstantiated before January 16, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

Grumfeld redux

Simmered on September 2, 2007

Indeed I can go home again

Returned home on August 26, 2007

Paisley time

Enslaved on June 17, 2007

Back to Harry’s

Ingratiated on June 10, 2007

Ol’ Grummie’s back!

Bungled up on June 3, 2007

No one expects the Schmalkaldic League

Vanquished on February 25, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Suing Alyssa Milano

Bombarded after January 14, 2007

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

Bloviating and brachiating

Wrenched away from me on December 3, 2006

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

The Third Coming

Chopped lightly on October 8, 2006

Ollanthorpe Savings Bank

Puréed on October 1, 2006

New Gardegnomia

Navigated to on July 30, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The wall gong exhibition

Molested on June 11, 2006

The dingleberry/hamster song

Sung for April 30, 2006

The haberdashery, act I

Taunted on March 5, 2006

Ham and eggs, a dram of megs

Hammed up for February 26, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

My house burned down today

Incinerated on November 20, 2005

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled August 22, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

I love AOL

Placated since August 1, 1999