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Entries about flatulence

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

Pnårp’s in space

Station-kept on September 30, 2007

Why does the pi float?

Floated by on September 23, 2007

3,600 eigenserfs and a function key

Indentured forever after July 8, 2007

Alyssa Milano lives!

Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007

Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp

Entrenched under January 28, 2007

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006

Gnomelandia Day

Filleted on October 15, 2006

A disastrous pie-eating contest

Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006

Captain Pinnfarb explains it all

Positioned left of June 18, 2006

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999