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Pig-headed and ham-fisted Cleaved on March 3, 2024
The tapering of taped cans and candies Canned on January 7, 2024
Do better Retracted on November 26, 2023
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs Emulsified on November 5, 2023
A real nobody Fettered on October 15, 2023
Corn gone bacon and eggs Consterned on September 3, 2023
The house that Pnårp built Stacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023
Thinking for myself Cerebrated on January 22, 2023
I wish my spoons were stronger Snooped on October 23, 2022
Two halves of a bagel Misaligned on July 31, 2022
A wanted carton of wontons Trotted out on April 10, 2022
The stars screamed at me, but why? Shredded on March 6, 2022
Carpathian Carpentry Gnomes? In my kitchen? Hammered on February 6, 2022
Hard avocados and soft stones Ripened on January 23, 2022
Confound delivery Starched on January 16, 2022
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31, 2021
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17, 2021
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29, 2021
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15, 2021
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20, 2021
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4, 2021
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14, 2021
This coming Friday… Prognosticated after December 16, 2012
A paean to funnels Funneled on November 25, 2012
A parable that should explain everything Enchanted on November 18, 2012
Ungabungabugandabunga! Land-locked on November 11, 2012
Ziti—with lines, please Lollygagged on October 28, 2012
The ÅSS Goose from the Machine Bageled on July 22, 2012
Fungous hitchhikers from outer space Rocketed on June 24, 2012
The green apple bee-bop Hydrated on May 20, 2012
Surviving April Fools Day Foxholed on April 1, 2012
Dreams in a hole in the ground Trespassed before January 1, 2012
A trip to southern Moravia Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011
Like a herd of turtles Frightened on November 6, 2011
A paean to panic Glibbered about on September 25, 2011
Just so he could moo at someone Percolated on July 3, 2011
The end of doodlewhacker pie Bloomed on June 26, 2011
Today being Mamårp’s day Smothered on May 8, 2011
Sigmund Freud would be proud Electrified on April 3, 2011
A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas Clamored about on December 26, 2010
Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano! Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010
Mr. Årp goes to city hall Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010
A crater full of Volvos Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010
Phbthphbthphbthphbththth! Flatulated on October 3, 2010
Technicolor horse testicles Nuked on June 27, 2010
Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008
Gra, trained assassin Unchained after March 23, 2008
Pnårp’s in space Station-kept on September 30, 2007
Why does the pi float? Floated by on September 23, 2007
3,600 eigenserfs and a function key Indentured forever after July 8, 2007
Alyssa Milano lives! Jury-rigged on February 4, 2007
Alyssa Milano v. Phillip Norbert Årp Entrenched under January 28, 2007
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31, 2006
Gnomelandia Day Filleted on October 15, 2006
A disastrous pie-eating contest Drawn and quartered on July 16, 2006
Captain Pinnfarb explains it all Positioned left of June 18, 2006
The return of the garden gnomes Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005
What an Englebee Trooble is Incarcerated on June 12, 2005
I forgot about Hitler Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

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