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Pnårp’s December, 2005 dirigibles & submersibles

Today being Christmas…

Made merry on December 25, 2005

The perfect symmetry of a letter

Excreted slightly before December 18, 2005

Shitlingthorpe–Alabaster Flapdoodles

Zanzibarred on December 11, 2005

Thaddeus C.L. Harshbarger, the haberdasher

Belted out on December 4, 2005

Pnårp’s November, 2005 blatherskite & twaddle

Dingleberry, hamster!

Cornpuffed for November 27, 2005

My house burned down today

Incinerated on November 20, 2005

Stewing in my own juices

Brewed on November 13, 2005

A visit to Eigentoria

Emigrated on November 6, 2005

Pnårp’s October, 2005 fiddlesticks & corpulence

I shall visit Eigentoria

Bandied about on October 30, 2005

The thick, meaty center of an eigenfactor

Ridiculed on October 23, 2005

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

The lawn gnomes prance!

Gingerbreaded on October 9, 2005

Saturday was the worst

Hobnobbed on October 2, 2005

Pnårp’s September, 2005 lollygagging & philandering

The return of the garden gnomes

Star-spangled high above September 25, 2005

The return of Grårp

Cordoned off on September 18, 2005

Abortifacient skies, the burning air

Slobbered all over on September 11, 2005

Engelby Trouble?

Prevaricated on September 4, 2005

Pnårp’s August, 2005 rippin’ & snortin’

Spruce mustard and bouillabaisse

Trundled August 28, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

Blast you all

Best if used by August 14, 2005

Troobles, long and hard

Deluged on August 7, 2005

Pnårp’s July, 2005 hobgoblins & flapdoodles

Soft, and steaming lightly

Castigated on July 31, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

Umph… plurgh… splat!

Ingratiated on July 17, 2005

Bowdlerization!

Bowdlerized on July 10, 2005

I slithered blithely out the door

Fetishized on July 3, 2005

Pnårp’s June, 2005 horsefeathers & flunkery

A gaggle of garden gnomes

Engulfed on June 26, 2005

Incipient garden gnomes pouring down

Shined & enshrined on June 19, 2005

What an Englebee Trooble is

Incarcerated on June 12, 2005

Zero-factor linguistics

Laughed about within June 5, 2005

Pnårp’s May, 2005 endoscopy & parallelism

The Magic Oreo Machine™

Played footsie with on May 29, 2005

Eigenfactor

Given to charity prior to May 22, 2005

Into the midst of a gorilla and yak pack

Made in Taiwan, R.O.C., before May 15, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

Fell in a pit (again)

Masticated on May 1, 2005

Pnårp’s April, 2005 wheeling & dealing

Music erupted from my bed cushions

Cosigned on April 24, 2005

The Trooble Foundation

Irked on April 17, 2005

I saw an iMac, a greenish-blue flavored one

Optimized for April 10, 2005

I was mad

Optimized for April 3, 2005

Pnårp’s March, 2005 sagacity & hierarchy

I desire broadband access to my feet!

Quibbled about on March 27, 2005

Guhhhh noooobity fahhhh foooogity!!!

Squabbled about on March 20, 2005

My dear brother Grårp!

Crucified for March 13, 2005

Samuel Dreckers

Carbonized prior to March 6, 2005

Pnårp’s February, 2005 brewing & stewing

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

Briefcase! Gatorade!!

Fudged up against February 13, 2005

100% guaranteed

Bamboozled on February 6, 2005

Pnårp’s January, 2005 whinin’ & complainin’

The Troobles exist…

Inoculated on January 30, 2005

Curse inflatable hotdogs

Expurgated on January 23, 2005