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Pnårp’s November, 1999 insanity & incontinence

Aaaahhh!!

Vindicated and tabulated on November 7, 1999

Pnårp’s October, 1999 bobbles & baubles

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

The stars scream at me louder than ever!!

Suspended from October 24, 1999

I had failed

Hidden above my bed on October 17, 1999

Fight the future

Hidden under my bed on October 10, 1999

I forgot about Hitler

Plundered shortly after October 3, 1999

Pnårp’s September, 1999 standard & poor

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Without a tongue or a penis

Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999

Pnårp’s August, 1999 scenery & greenery

It gets hot in Afghanistani prisons

Given to my daughter on August 29, 1999

No kind of Trooble infatuates anyone

Fondled August 22, 1999

The talking, squawking camel

Reinstated August 15, 1999

The Englebee Troobles

Pondered upon August 8, 1999

I love AOL

Placated since August 1, 1999

Pnårp’s July, 1999 squeaks & squawks

Mister Ollanthorpe von Sträsmussenbörg

Encapsulated within July 25, 1999

Is there an underdog in you?

Nitrated on July 18, 1999

Dead

Abolished after July 11, 1999

The flying pi returned

Complicated because of July 4, 1999

Pnårp’s June, 1999 fenestration & haberdashery

I have nothing to write today

Repatriated on June 27, 1999

I took the AK-47 down

Romanticized for June 20, 1999

The triangular briefcase I had found

Reintegrated on June 13, 1999

The spiders began to sing and chant

Refracted after June 6, 1999

Pnårp’s May, 1999 sticks & stones

Hypoglycemia and digititis have no sway over me

Intubated on May 30, 1999

I found a scrap of paper in my pocket

Rebutted on May 23, 1999

Dangerous evidence kept cropping up

Regurgitated prior to May 16, 1999

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Pnårp’s April, 1999 piffle & babble

In the ground underneath my house

Drawn up for April 25, 1999

A glass was sitting on my desk

Masticated on April 18, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

The man who talked way too much

Splattered on April 4, 1999

Pnårp’s March, 1999 doodles & poodles

I continued my search for the Englebee Troobles

Posted for March 28, 1999

The seventeenth best day of my life

Dissipated before March 21, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999

The stars scream at me, but why?

Conduced on March 7, 1999