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Without a tongue or a penis

Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999.

Uh huh, they cut my tongue off on Monday. So I cut my penis off on Tuesday. Hmmm… I cannot write further, without a tongue or a penis, so I shall wait until next week when maybe I can find some new appendages.