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Pnårp’s September, 1999 standard & poor

A brass knob had fallen on my head

Belched out on September 26, 1999

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Bleeped out for September 19, 1999

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Remixed before September 12, 1999

Without a tongue or a penis

Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999