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Pnårp’s April, 1999 piffle & babble

In the ground underneath my house

Drawn up for April 25, 1999

A glass was sitting on my desk

Masticated on April 18, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999

The man who talked way too much

Splattered on April 4, 1999