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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s February, 2005 brewing & stewing

Contemplating the Spice Girls

Best if sold by February 27, 2005

Alyssa Milano still has very cute feet

Reeducated on February 20, 2005

Briefcase! Gatorade!!

Fudged up against February 13, 2005

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Bamboozled on February 6, 2005