2021: From renaissance & puissance… to decks & halls • Pnårp

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Pnårp’s December, 2021 decks & halls
Collecting the caps from every bottle of light cream Collected before December 26
Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamara Vigorously shook before December 19
Vigorously shaking every ficus tree Shook before December 12
Shouting at every houseplant Shouted at before December 5
Pnårp’s November, 2021 turkeys & fixin’s
An adventure in Dingleberry–Dumpsterism Dumped and stirred on November 28
The Dingleberry–Hampsterist–Schmarnocks war Embattled on November 21
An out-of-place trashcan Recycled on November 14
A Halloween to surely forget Spooked before November 7
Pnårp’s October, 2021 ghasts & grues
To muffle up a gooſe Muffled up on October 31
A Sefernday to ſurely remember Obſerved on October 24
Plantago delenda est Planted on October 17
A lesson in poor metrication Found wanting on October 10
Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoe Frowned at on October 3
Pnårp’s September, 2021 guttersnipes & ragamuffins
Excrescence and excreta Unfolded on September 26
Losing weight at the lost-and-found Bonked on September 19
The pink, sticky day ended Chaptered and versed on September 12
Wearing orange after Labor Day Fluoresced on September 5
Pnårp’s August, 2021 defenestration & diabolatry
And then I’ll fart one more time, and… Intruded upon August 29
And I still couldn’t find my comb Nosedove before August 22
To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrel Squeeorled on August 15
Today I was being a… Squirreled on August 8
Time to draw the bull Ejaculated on August 1
Pnårp’s July, 2021 excalceation & podolatry
Not a typewriter Tabulated on July 25
Fish upon the land Phished on July 18
My arm just follows them Detached on July 11
An Independence Day to remember In the pants on July 4
Pnårp’s June, 2021 polyandrodactyly & monodigitocracy
To narfle the gömböc Balanced on June 27
Another day, another pig war Splined on June 20
José Vargas de las Joyas Matemáticas Divided by zero on June 13
An infinite pie Unbounded on June 6
Pnårp’s May, 2021 nuking & paving
Too many Sundays Quintupled on May 30
Great Dane or greatest Dane? Deigned on May 23
A dire problem of diphthongs and diacritics Ired on May 16
200,000 flip-flop–related injuries Discalceated on May 9
The Hanes–Heinz problem Caught up on May 2
Pnårp’s April, 2021 milquetoastery & mediocrity
Something breakfasty and sausage-like Baconated on April 25
Keeping those goats down in the hole Bored on April 18
From Commodus to Vespasian— Detruded on April 11
A costly, costive dilemma Clystered on April 4
Pnårp’s March, 2021 renaissance & puissance
An arpeggio for Snarpegon Spatchcocked on March 28
Maybe it was the location Tripped out on March 21
Toiling away smoilishly Toiled away on March 14
With a bubble and a squeak… Bubbled and squeaked on March 7

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