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Entries mentioning baseball bats

The hobnailery on Hobgoblin Street

Borfnagled on March 6, 2011

Dugongs abound in my ear canals!

Tiled over on August 19, 2007

The haberdashery, act IV

Wanted on March 26, 2006

The haberdashery, act III

Haunted on March 19, 2006