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Pnårp’s April, 1999 piffle & babble
In the ground underneath my house Drawn up for April 25
A glass was sitting on my desk Cemented on April 18
Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!? Hydrogenated for April 11
The man who talked way too much Splattered on April 4

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s April, 1999 piffle & babble

In the ground underneath my house

A glass was sitting on my desk

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

The man who talked way too much