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Pnårp’s September, 1999 standard & poor
A brass knob had fallen on my head Belched out on September 26
The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg Bleeped out for September 19
Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant Remixed before September 12
Without a tongue or a penis Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s September, 1999 standard & poor

A brass knob had fallen on my head

The Countess-Prelate von Sträsmussenbörg

Someone accused me of screwing a pheasant

Without a tongue or a penis