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Pnårp’s December, 2006 wrenches & wenches
Fort Flabberwocky was a myth! Auld acquaintances forgotten on December 31
’Twas the night before Christmas Prostituted on December 24
The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard Drenched in sweat on December 17
The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58 Whored out on December 10
Bloviating and brachiating Wrenched away from me on December 3

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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s December, 2006 wrenches & wenches

Fort Flabberwocky was a myth!

’Twas the night before Christmas

The Spend-O-Mart on Crunkner Boulevard

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Bloviating and brachiating