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Pnårp’s November, 2006 expostulations & hypotheticals

Britney Spears… or Jennifer Love Hewitt?

Rigorously proved for November 26

I forgot about Hitler again…

Posited because of November 19

A busjacking by Jack Off Jill?

Theorized about on November 12

Jacking off Jill to a squirrel-fox-dingo

Hypothesized on November 5