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I was still dead…

Putresced around March 4, 2012.

Death stalked my twelve-year-old docile & perfunctory blog like a creepy, balding man stalking twelve-year-olds in a public park. My blog was soon to be thirteen, and here I was too busy putrescing on the floor of my breadroom to post an update to the old girl.

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