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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s July, 2025 annatto & amaretto

The purple hirple

Limped along on July 20

Underground poopworld

Subfecated on July 13

Fourth, fifth, sixth… of July

Eighty-sixed on July 6

Pnårp’s June, 2025 filibustering & filiating

Defenestrated accoutrements and that horse again

Discalced on June 29

Catatonic and a cat tonic

Distinguished on June 22

…How to ribbit this week

Frog gotten on June 15

I think I forgot…

Forgotten on June 8

Toenails, a treatise, a brass bag

Painted on June 1

Pnårp’s May, 2025 filling & busting

Breathing had become boring

Careened across May 25

And then what happened next—

Scrapped on May 18

Accelerating my celery

Zorbed on May 11

Stuck to a glue trap

Caucused on May 4

Pnårp’s April, 2025 comstockery & bowdlerization

The tubular boob tube

Cubed on April 27

And then I scrolled down

Spiraled downward on April 20

Where all the payphones went

Rung up on April 13

Trivial nonsense to throw a fit over

Glossed over on April 6

Pnårp’s March, 2025 thawing & flooding

A polished turd

Glossed on March 30

Ribbit… ribbit… ribbit… ribbit?

Re-ribbitted on March 23

CyScope, Yahoots, Infosunk?

Disheveled on March 16

Whose skin is it now?

Flensed on March 9

Cheez-Its: ghastly horrors

Ghastled March 2

Pnårp’s February, 2025 freezing & dying

My toilet float… sank

Groused about on February 23

Ribbit… ribbit… ribbit…

Croaked out on February 16

Meat-based vegetables

Meted out on February 9

The man who lived inside walls

Outgurned before February 2

Pnårp’s January, 2025 inaugurations & augury

Too-quiet, two-tone, too-soon

Bicolored on January 26

No more ghoughphtheightteeaux

Beyellowed on January 19

A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbag

Horse-drawn on January 12

Too-quiet restrooms

Whizzed all over January 5