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Entries mentioning the moon

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Livin’ large in the large intestine

Emboweled on September 23, 2012

And the neckties writhed

Spiraled around July 29, 2012

The ÅSS Goose from the Machine

Bageled on July 22, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

A trip to southern Moravia

Plunged off a cliff on November 27, 2011

Grunting and squeaking in the goatburping park

Soil sampled on November 13, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

Reflecting on corn gone wrong

Paroled on May 15, 2011

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

’Twas the night before Christmas

Prostituted on December 24, 2006

My new neighbor from Georgia

Nazified on April 2, 2006

368,000 firecrackers and a butcher shop

Tarpapered over on January 1, 2006

Caught in a wet noodling contest

Noodled on October 16, 2005

I’m ending it all!

Spindled August 21, 2005

The perspicacious side of the planet

Wienerschnitzeled on July 24, 2005

Naked with soda bottles in my ears

Redistributed after May 8, 2005

The perfunctory margin of disbelief

Apprenticed to May 9, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

I took the pile of animal feces out of my garage

Electrolyzed for March 14, 1999