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Entries mentioning the Sun

The Sun absconded yet I rest assured

Annulated on April 14, 2024

The stench of failure

Stunk up on March 31, 2024

Watering the water clocks

Watered on January 28, 2024

A week of weekdays and their horrors

Manacled on October 8, 2023

By fish or by Finn

Finished after September 10, 2023

Corn gone bacon and eggs

Consterned on September 3, 2023

Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal

Abnegated on August 20, 2023

Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass

Snorkeled on June 11, 2023

To be a featureless white worm

Gouged out on March 12, 2023

Landing head-first in March

Made it on March 5, 2023

No more barriers to cross

Surpassed on January 15, 2023

Feeling rather non-Euclidean

Knotted on January 8, 2023

We were bipedal murder chickens

Corned on December 11, 2022

Al Gore: A User’s Manual

Peered at on December 4, 2022

You are a crazy person

Maddened on November 20, 2022

A draught horse, serendipity, and a bankruptcy

Forstraught on October 30, 2022

The deep toaster

Smeared on October 9, 2022

And then the flies danced

Smelt on October 2, 2022

Up to my ass in alligators

Endangered on August 7, 2022

A stack of dictionaries, a goat, and the ensuing manure

Stacked high on June 26, 2022

Batting the package

Semiquavered on May 15, 2022

A stubby little short week

Trolloped around on April 24, 2022

A wanted carton of wontons

Trotted out on April 10, 2022

Nothing happened

Obliviated on January 9, 2022

A Halloween to surely forget

Spooked before November 7, 2021

The pink, sticky day ended

Chaptered and versed on September 12, 2021

And I still couldn’t find my comb

Nosedove before August 22, 2021

Fish upon the land

Phished on July 18, 2021

My arm just follows them

Detached on July 11, 2021

An Independence Day to remember

In the pants on July 4, 2021

Another day, another pig war

Splined on June 20, 2021

From Commodus to Vespasian—

Detruded on April 11, 2021

A costly, costive dilemma

Clystered on April 4, 2021

An arpeggio for Snarpegon

Spatchcocked on March 28, 2021

Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

Mooey, mooey, moo!

Lowed at on December 9, 2012

Horses, drugs, and some Volvos

Revolved around December 2, 2012

A paean to funnels

Funneled on November 25, 2012

A parable that should explain everything

Enchanted on November 18, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

The nauga war

Tanned on October 14, 2012

The turtle herds of insomnia

NōDōz’d on August 12, 2012

A lunchable lemony apple key

Open-appled on April 22, 2012

Gurning for two

Faces made before April 8, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

To order a coffee

Caffeinated on March 25, 2012

Toad rental—cheap!

Rented on March 18, 2012

I was dead

Expired around February 26, 2012

A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystal

Fractured on February 12, 2012

Seven point one hundred

Released on February 5, 2012

And then the cold cuts danced

Ronpauled on January 15, 2012

This entry is missing!

Misplaced before January 8, 2012

Dreams in a hole in the ground

Trespassed before January 1, 2012

A sleigh ride to the North Pole

Kringled on December 25, 2011

A journey to Upper Silesia

Gruelled on December 18, 2011

A sally to the Kremlin

Red squared on December 11, 2011

Like a herd of turtles

Frightened on November 6, 2011

Fimbriated armless and legless

Charged on October 30, 2011

A paean to panic

Glibbered about on September 25, 2011

The toadskin kazoo

Toads skinned on September 4, 2011

The tight, grimacing face

Impacted before April 17, 2011

Dr. Unterguggenburgerheimer!

Diagnosed on January 9, 2011

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

The Great Fluffernutter Deluge of ’58

Whored out on December 10, 2006

Searching forever for the elusive Troobles

Squandered because of October 31, 1999

Without a tongue or a penis

Reticulated and sun-dried on September 5, 1999

Semper sic tyrannis

Calculated and compiled on May 2, 1999

Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?

Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999