| Entries mentioning cats | |
|---|---|
| A hankering and a beanwateringBeans watered on October 26, 2025 | |
| Moldering boldlyMuldered on September 28, 2025 | |
| Another week on Nizgidge RidgeBarely survived on August 24, 2025 | |
| Hirpled, hobbled, blithely a calzone out the doorBobbled up on August 3, 2025 | |
| The purple hirpleLimped along on July 20, 2025 | |
| Underground poopworldSubfecated on July 13, 2025 | |
| Fourth, fifth, sixth… of JulyEighty-sixed on July 6, 2025 | |
| Defenestrated accoutrements and that horse againDiscalced on June 29, 2025 | |
| Catatonic and a cat tonicDistinguished on June 22, 2025 | |
| …How to ribbit this weekFrog gotten on June 15, 2025 | |
| I think I forgot…Forgotten on June 8, 2025 | |
| Accelerating my celeryZorbed on May 11, 2025 | |
| Stuck to a glue trapCaucused on May 4, 2025 | |
| The tubular boob tubeCubed on April 27, 2025 | |
| And then I scrolled downSpiraled downward on April 20, 2025 | |
| Where all the payphones wentRung up on April 13, 2025 | |
| Trivial nonsense to throw a fit overGlossed over on April 6, 2025 | |
| Whose skin is it now?Flensed on March 9, 2025 | |
| My toilet float… sankGroused about on February 23, 2025 | |
| Meat-based vegetablesMeted out on February 9, 2025 | |
| The man who lived inside wallsOutgurned before February 2, 2025 | |
| Too-quiet, two-tone, too-soonBicolored on January 26, 2025 | |
| No more ghoughphtheightteeauxBeyellowed on January 19, 2025 | |
| A horse, a printer, a chipmunk, a ruined handbagHorse-drawn on January 12, 2025 | |
| Too-quiet restroomsWhizzed all over January 5, 2025 | |
| Chickens—salad or grain?Preferred on December 29, 2024 | |
| A laughing stockBoiled on December 22, 2024 | |
| Eating a lot of Frosted FlakesLionized on December 15, 2024 | |
| But for me, it was TuesdayFor me it was October 13, 2024 | |
| Playing stupidFeathered on August 18, 2024 | |
| Endless rows of housesPlanned and zoned on August 11, 2024 | |
| Too many answersDeclared on July 14, 2024 | |
| So I didn’t want them anymoreFeted on June 23, 2024 | |
| Things are looking upUplit on June 16, 2024 | |
| Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexedEased on June 9, 2024 | |
| Purple prose asphyxiaBlockaded on May 26, 2024 | |
| One moron’s opinionOpined for May 19, 2024 | |
| A masterful mañana-manCunctated on May 5, 2024 | |
| So many questionsTrebled on April 21, 2024 | |
| The Sun absconded yet I rest assuredAnnulated on April 14, 2024 | |
| An antelope with a pair of cantaloupesHight on April 7, 2024 | |
| The stench of failureStunk up on March 31, 2024 | |
| A vernally hibernal good timeDrove on March 24, 2024 | |
| There’s a joke in here somewherePedicured on March 17, 2024 | |
| Pig-headed and ham-fistedCleaved on March 3, 2024 | |
| Morning again?Mourned on February 11, 2024 | |
| Watering the water clocksWatered on January 28, 2024 | |
| Shaken and stir crazySwept on January 21, 2024 | |
| My life as a computerComputed on January 14, 2024 | |
| The tapering of taped cans and candiesCanned on January 7, 2024 | |
| The splaying of resplendent splendiferousnessCobbled together on December 31, 2023 | |
| Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!Conjoined on December 17, 2023 | |
| Snow crabs and snow leopardsPiled up upon December 3, 2023 | |
| Do betterRetracted on November 26, 2023 | |
| A Sefernday to surely forgetSefernalized on November 19, 2023 | |
| Musings on the salad of chicken and eggsEmulsified on November 5, 2023 | |
| An oversized capybara, a staccato cadenceHobbled on October 22, 2023 | |
| A week of weekdays and their horrorsManacled on October 8, 2023 | |
| For want of a letterboxShackled on October 1, 2023 | |
| Cwæþ the PnårpJactitated on August 27, 2023 | |
| Dugongs, bleating, and a meowing NurdlebuttBellyached on August 13, 2023 | |
| A fresh set of gnome latrinesSpun on July 23, 2023 | |
| Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrassSnorkeled on June 11, 2023 | |
| Being six feet tallFathomed on April 9, 2023 | |
| Cities of obsidian in the Canadian ShieldDismantled on March 26, 2023 | |
| The day ended before it beganEndorsed on March 19, 2023 | |
| To be a featureless white wormGouged out on March 12, 2023 | |
| Landing head-first in MarchMade it on March 5, 2023 | |
| To catch a flyLashed on February 26, 2023 | |
| And the rest was historyRevised for February 12, 2023 | |
| The house that Pnårp builtStacked like cordwood on February 5, 2023 | |
| A mystery of hasps and coat hangersFastened on January 29, 2023 | |
| Feeling rather non-EuclideanKnotted on January 8, 2023 | |
| We were bipedal murder chickensCorned on December 11, 2022 | |
| Al Gore: A User’s ManualPeered at on December 4, 2022 | |
| You are a crazy personMaddened on November 20, 2022 | |
| With a ploot, ploot, ploot!Born on November 6, 2022 | |
| I wish my spoons were strongerSnooped on October 23, 2022 | |
| Autumn had arrivedFloundered on October 16, 2022 | |
| And then the flies dancedSmelt on October 2, 2022 | |
| Catastrophes—but no anastropheMishappened on August 14, 2022 | |
| Up to my ass in alligatorsEndangered on August 7, 2022 | |
| Squirrels, squeeorling, syrup of squill, and squeeCocked up on July 24, 2022 | |
| Tuck in flap to closeKnocked up on July 17, 2022 | |
| The long, greasy roadLubed up on July 3, 2022 | |
| Batting the packageSemiquavered on May 15, 2022 | |
| Whittling the knitteryQuavered on May 8, 2022 | |
| Flogging the dinosaurFlailed around on May 1, 2022 | |
| A stubby little short weekTrolloped around on April 24, 2022 | |
| The twentieth best day of my lifeEasily understood on March 20, 2022 | |
| A hilarious pair of ducksRedpilled on March 13, 2022 | |
| The stars screamed at me, but why?Shredded on March 6, 2022 | |
| Interwoven threads of witless booberySpiked on February 20, 2022 | |
| The door slammed in my faceSlammed on January 30, 2022 | |
| Confound deliveryStarched on January 16, 2022 | |
| Vigorously shaking every Solanum dulcamaraVigorously shook before December 19, 2021 | |
| Shouting at every houseplantShouted at before December 5, 2021 | |
| To muffle up a gooſeMuffled up on October 31, 2021 | |
| A Sefernday to ſurely rememberObſerved on October 24, 2021 | |
| Dugong, budong, hotdog, and hoeFrowned at on October 3, 2021 | |
| Wearing orange after Labor DayFluoresced on September 5, 2021 | |
| To not be a six-foot-tall man–squirrelSqueeorled on August 15, 2021 | |
| Fish upon the landPhished on July 18, 2021 | |
| Another day, another pig warSplined on June 20, 2021 | |
| An infinite pieUnbounded on June 6, 2021 | |
| Something breakfasty and sausage-likeBaconated on April 25, 2021 | |
| This coming Friday…Prognosticated after December 16, 2012 | |
| Horses, drugs, and some VolvosRevolved around December 2, 2012 | |
| A parable that should explain everythingEnchanted on November 18, 2012 | |
| The geese were angryAngered before November 4, 2012 | |
| Ziti—with lines, pleaseLollygagged on October 28, 2012 | |
| The nauga warTanned on October 14, 2012 | |
| Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012 | |
| In my own back yardExtirpated on September 30, 2012 | |
| Livin’ large in the large intestineEmboweled on September 23, 2012 | |
| Illin’ in the ileumChillin’ on September 16, 2012 | |
| My competitive worm charming daysVermiculated on August 26, 2012 | |
| Upon the Fimbriated PlanetFlabbled about on August 5, 2012 | |
| And the neckties writhedSpiraled around July 29, 2012 | |
| The ÅSS Goose from the MachineBageled on July 22, 2012 | |
| Planet of the geeseHonked at on July 15, 2012 | |
| Fungous hitchhikers from outer spaceRocketed on June 24, 2012 | |
| The Bagel Nebula, you stinky monkeys!Humped and dumped on June 17, 2012 | |
| I am the humperdumperdink!Dumped and dinked on June 10, 2012 | |
| My skin was thinkingConsidered for June 3, 2012 | |
| The green apple bee-bopHydrated on May 20, 2012 | |
| Vox clamantis in desertoCheddared on May 6, 2012 | |
| Toad rental—cheap!Rented on March 18, 2012 | |
| A Ho-Mg-Zn icosahedral quasicrystalFractured on February 12, 2012 | |
| Seven point one hundredReleased on February 5, 2012 | |
| Thoughts diverging from realityConverging on January 29, 2012 | |
| Thoughts converging toward realityDiverging from January 22, 2012 | |
| And then the cold cuts dancedRonpauled on January 15, 2012 | |
| This entry is missing!Misplaced before January 8, 2012 | |
| Dreams in a hole in the groundTrespassed before January 1, 2012 | |
| A sally to the KremlinRed squared on December 11, 2011 | |
| A jaunt to Washington, D.C.Filibustered on December 4, 2011 | |
| Like a herd of turtlesFrightened on November 6, 2011 | |
| Fimbriated armless and leglessCharged on October 30, 2011 | |
| Squee! Squee! Squee!Snoozed on October 9, 2011 | |
| Ten yearsHijacked on September 11, 2011 | |
| The day endedGibbered about on August 7, 2011 | |
| Disgorgement and cheddarSquassated on July 24, 2011 | |
| Just so he could moo at someonePercolated on July 3, 2011 | |
| The end of doodlewhacker pieBloomed on June 26, 2011 | |
| Moobly Sefernday!Borndwiddied on June 19, 2011 | |
| Today being Mamårp’s daySmothered on May 8, 2011 | |
| Pnårp.com!Crossing Pnårp Road on March 13, 2011 | |
| A dark and spammy nightLARTed on February 20, 2011 | |
| A dark and smarmy nightSelf-satisfied on February 13, 2011 | |
| Requiem for a triangular briefcaseImmured on January 30, 2011 | |
| In feckless search of a new bodyTransplanted before January 23, 2011 | |
| An alabasterously magnificent findFound before December 5, 2010 | |
| Harshbarger Memorial HospitalDischarged on October 17, 2010 | |
| Ollanthorpe Memorial HospitalAtrophied before October 10, 2010 | |
| Skipping WednesdaySlid past on September 12, 2010 | |
| Tater-totting crunkfireClapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010 | |
| Noshing on my favorite keyboardFluttered on July 4, 2010 | |
| Joyful Sefernday, everyone!Envisaged on June 6, 2010 | |
| Oh, the serendipity!Squelched through on May 30, 2010 | |
| The fnord planExecuted before April 11, 2010 | |
| Dingleberry champion hamsterPlotted against on March 21, 2010 | |
| A Hilarius pair of ducksGuffawed at after March 14, 2010 | |
| Gra, trained assassinUnchained after March 23, 2008 | |
| Gnomes? In my kettles?Nonsensed at January 20, 2008 | |
| Bubble wrap and bubble buttsThawed on January 6, 2008 | |
| Pnårp’s in spaceStation-kept on September 30, 2007 | |
| Why does the pi float?Floated by on September 23, 2007 | |
| Press any keyPressed on June 24, 2007 | |
| Paisley timeEnslaved on June 17, 2007 | |
| Toe-visages on the SeferndaySplayed on April 29, 2007 | |
| The laws of Phillip I: Last decreeDecreed on April 15, 2007 | |
| 131,072 Schmongeloid conscriptsDecimated on March 4, 2007 | |
| No one expects the Schmalkaldic LeagueVanquished on February 25, 2007 | |
| Shekels at the cat-canning plantDevoted on February 11, 2007 | |
| My new neighbor from GeorgiaNazified on April 2, 2006 | |
| I need a new hobbyTelephoned on February 19, 2006 | |
| Today being Christmas…Made merry on December 25, 2005 | |
| Saturday was the worstHobnobbed on October 2, 2005 | |
| What an Englebee Trooble isIncarcerated on June 12, 2005 | |
| Searching forever for the elusive TrooblesSquandered because of October 31, 1999 | |
| I had failedHidden above my bed on October 17, 1999 | |
| I love AOLPlacated since August 1, 1999 | |
| Is there an underdog in you?Nitrated on July 18, 1999 | |
| I found a scrap of paper in my pocketRebutted on May 23, 1999 | |
| Dangerous evidence kept cropping upRegurgitated prior to May 16, 1999 | |
| Am I lost!? Am I low on oil!?Hydrogenated for April 11, 1999 | |
| The seventeenth best day of my lifeDissipated before March 21, 1999 | |
| I took the pile of animal feces out of my garageElectrolyzed for March 14, 1999 | |














