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Christmas, goats, and the fiscal cliff

Goat got on December 30, 2012

This coming Friday…

Prognosticated after December 16, 2012

The geese were angry

Angered before November 4, 2012

Meals and utensils and straws, oh my!

Bluely rinsed on October 7, 2012

A box! A box! A box of…

Puttered about on April 15, 2012

Surviving April Fools Day

Foxholed on April 1, 2012

Axons across beard-seconds of darkness

Stretched out February 19, 2012

Thoughts diverging from reality

Converging on January 29, 2012

A stick of pepperoni a day

Bordured on August 21, 2011

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010