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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s December, 2010 piping & fitting

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26, 2010

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19, 2010

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12, 2010

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5, 2010

Pnårp’s November, 2010 trinkets & doodads

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28, 2010

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21, 2010

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14, 2010

Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!

Completely forgotten on November 7, 2010

Pnårp’s October, 2010 rotelli & spaghetti

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31, 2010

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24, 2010

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17, 2010

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10, 2010

Phbthphbthphbthphbththth!

Flatulated on October 3, 2010

Pnårp’s September, 2010 Schmarnocks & Marklars

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26, 2010

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19, 2010

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12, 2010

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5, 2010

Pnårp’s August, 2010 ankles & barefeet

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29, 2010

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22, 2010

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15, 2010

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8, 2010

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1, 2010

Pnårp’s July, 2010 poesies & toesies

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25, 2010

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18, 2010

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11, 2010

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4, 2010

Pnårp’s June, 2010 Broxholm & Kreeblim

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27, 2010

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20, 2010

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13, 2010

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6, 2010

Pnårp’s May, 2010 bangers & mash

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30, 2010

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23, 2010

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16, 2010

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9, 2010

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2, 2010

Pnårp’s April, 2010 bubble & squeak

The Fendippitous Eggmen

Cracked open on April 25, 2010

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18, 2010

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11, 2010

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4, 2010

Pnårp’s March, 2010 careening & howling

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28, 2010

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21, 2010

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14, 2010

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7, 2010