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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s August, 2008 mirroring & extruding

Stay spooned for more!

Spooned on August 10, 2008

Into the Brundlesphere

Descended upon on August 3, 2008

Pnårp’s July, 2008 squooshing & entwining

Through the tunnel

Crossed over on July 27, 2008

The Brundlesphere

Entangled on July 20, 2008

Kudzu and Miss Hewitt

Integrated on July 13, 2008

Dog whelks in your arteries

Derived on July 6, 2008

Pnårp’s June, 2008 diddling & fiddling

The perfunctory margin of disbelief, part II

Reified on June 29, 2008

Crossing the hatches

Pasteurized for June 22, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick again!

Cocked and blocked on June 15, 2008

Requiem for a haberdasher

Eulogized on June 8, 2008

Glick Glick van der Glick

Cocked and locked on June 1, 2008

Pnårp’s May, 2008 cramming & spamming

Ring above?

Rung above on May 25, 2008

eBGIQ7ZuuiU or bust

Gassed up on May 18, 2008

Quack! Quack! Quack!!

Quackenbushed on May 11, 2008

Do, guppy, guppy!

Guppied on May 4, 2008

Pnårp’s April, 2008 licking & sucking

Short and sweet!

Sweetened on April 27, 2008

High… on life

Hepped up on April 20, 2008

Dying planktonic foraminifera

Rained down on April 13, 2008

Reign across America

Wrought before April 6, 2008

Pnårp’s March, 2008 pinching & twisting

Alyssa Milano & the new adventures of Hitler

Snickerdickered on March 30, 2008

Gra, trained assassin

Unchained after March 23, 2008

The blaze continues unabated

Immolated on March 16, 2008

Suddenly ablaze

Ignited on March 9, 2008

Not so dead again

Recomposed right before March 2, 2008

Pnårp’s February, 2008 whizzing & giggling

Dead again

Decomposed after February 24, 2008

A whole pile of flapdoodles from Shitlingthorpe

Recollected on February 17, 2008

A pox upon your whizgiggling!

Avenged on February 10, 2008

A whiz and a giggle

Whizgiggled at on February 3, 2008

Pnårp’s January, 2008 expanding & throbbing

Today is January 27

Prevaricated on January 27, 2008

Gnomes? In my kettles?

Nonsensed at January 20, 2008

Lo’ Kweeisha

Pornographed on January 13, 2008

Bubble wrap and bubble butts

Thawed on January 6, 2008