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Pnårp’s docile & perfunctory page

Pnårp’s December, 2010 piping & fitting

A vainglorious, hooting, tooting Christmas

Clamored about on December 26

Happy birthday, Alyssa Milano!

Feet worshipped on December 19

Back to Pam & Meg’s

Goatmulched on December 12

An alabasterously magnificent find

Found before December 5

Pnårp’s November, 2010 trinkets & doodads

375 gorillas and some flower pots

Dumbstruck on November 28

Ravna and a tub of port wine cheese spread

Slathered all over on November 21

Mr. Årp goes to city hall

Carpetbagged on November 14

Oatmeal cookies… behind it all!

Completely forgotten on November 7

Pnårp’s October, 2010 rotelle & spaghetti

A crater full of Volvos

Hidden in ice for centuries on October 31

The frozen Pnårp

Last thing I remembered on October 24

Harshbarger Memorial Hospital

Discharged on October 17

Ollanthorpe Memorial Hospital

Atrophied before October 10


Flatulated on October 3

Pnårp’s September, 2010 Schmarnocks & Marklars

An offer he couldn’t refuse

Unmitigated on September 26

Insidious flobcumber pie

Perchanced upon on September 19

Skipping Wednesday

Slid past on September 12

Parndiddle McForsterbaster

Pinned up on September 5

Pnårp’s August, 2010 ankles & barefeet

Death by simultaneous drowning and dehydration

Dumbled for August 29

Tater-totting crunkfire

Clapped on… clapped off on August 22

The disastrous ballad of Monica Lewinski’s feet

Shattered before August 15

Two stumblebums for Phillip Norbert Årp

Stumbled around on August 8

Ah, the first of August!

Firstly on August 1

Pnårp’s July, 2010 poesies & toesies

Poesies and toesies indeed!

Tentacle-raped on July 25

Gnomes destroying my brain and kidneys

Urinated on on July 18

Boom! Boom, boom, boom!

Orbited on July 11

Noshing on my favorite keyboard

Fluttered on July 4

Pnårp’s June, 2010 Broxholm & Kreeblim

Technicolor horse testicles

Nuked on June 27

PNARP.SYS is an evil, vile thing

Disinfected on June 20

Psycho Chicken With Fingers On Top!

Squawked upon prior to June 13

Joyful Sefernday, everyone!

Envisaged on June 6

Pnårp’s May, 2010 bangers & mash

Oh, the serendipity!

Squelched through on May 30

Oh, the fendippity!

Panicked over on May 23

A little pedicatio

Irrumated on May 16

The fleeting nuances of Dingleberry–Hampsterism

Guzzled on May 9

Thousands of Eggmen against one little Pnårp

Destalinized on May 2

Pnårp’s April, 2010 bubble & squeak

The Fendippitous Eggmen

Cracked open on April 25

I had eggs today!

Oviposited on April 18

The fnord plan

Executed before April 11

A plan is hatched

Hatched right before April 4

Pnårp’s March, 2010 careening & howling

Ham by the brick

Mechanically extracted on March 28

Dingleberry champion hamster

Plotted against on March 21

A Hilarius pair of ducks

Guffawed at after March 14

Return from the Brundlebeyond

Disgorged on March 7